mintyminx

I got on the bus yesterday and could here a man shouting up stairs..

I sat downstairs (as it was rush hour and the bus was packed)

The man comes downstairs.. and starts shouting... stading opposite me.. a metre away...

He was pretending to be a suicide bomber.. He had a strong Jamaican accent and the only words i could catch were "Jamaican" andn "bomber"..

He then went onto lifting up his top to reveal what looked like a cream pad that went round his chest/abdomen.. and shouted, again, jamaican bomber...

Oh my buddha...

My colleagues told me to call the terrorism hotline at the MI5.. so I did this morning..

He was probably mentally disturbed but at times like this.. i felt it was right to report it..